Chip: Hey Jarmond, just reaching out to let you know how the consistent continuos culture we have so brilliantly created together is really taking off. We've landed a top two spot in recruiting and I wanted to thank you for the jelly donuts after our illustrious bowl win. It is an honor to do what I love most - live the sweet life!
Jarmond: Wow, that's awesome! Keep up the great work Chip and enjoy your bonus too! I can't wait to take our consistent continuous culture into the BIG! I heard we are also 17th in recruiting as we enter the BIG! A top 18 finish is something to celebrate! Outstanding!!!
Consistent. Continuous. Culture.
UCLA Football!
Hat tip to Warplanner - who provided the original satire on Jarmond's consistent, continuous, culture doublespeak.
Hey! We got a mention on CBS Sports.com regarding National Signing Day!
https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/national-signing-day-2023-winners-and-losers-of-early-signing-period-college-football-recruiting-rankings/
I mean, not the mention you'd want of course... :-(
I believe Chip feels there's no such thing as bad publicity!
Damn, they name dropped only 2 schools in the country as recruiting losers.
Well at least we're Top 2 in something.
Chipster Alfraud and his BFF Jarmond have stoked the DUMPSTER FIRE flames, once again! Big time L for these two!
Chip: Hey Jarmond, just reaching out to let you know how the consistent continuos culture we have so brilliantly created together is really taking off. We've landed a top two spot in recruiting and I wanted to thank you for the jelly donuts after our illustrious bowl win. It is an honor to do what I love most - live the sweet life!
Jarmond: Wow, that's awesome! Keep up the great work Chip and enjoy your bonus too! I can't wait to take our consistent continuous culture into the BIG! I heard we are also 17th in recruiting as we enter the BIG! A top 18 finish is something to celebrate! Outstanding!!!
Consistent. Continuous. Culture.
UCLA Football!
Hat tip to Warplanner - who provided the original satire on Jarmond's consistent, continuous, culture doublespeak.
Hat tip also to BB88 for the investigative journalism that uncovered the gift of jelly donuts for Chip!