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Tamara's avatar

The miracle we need is to hear the words: You're fired Jelly 2.0!

He created this dumpster fire and I have less than zero respect for this incompetent spineless fraud.

WarPlanner's avatar

..er.."Jelly" would be the person I refer to as "The Fetus"? interesting sobriquet. What's the origin?

Tamara's avatar

War, here is the lineage...

Dan Guerrero was infamously known as Donut Dan.

I transitioned Donut Dan into a jelly donut characterized by a soft, leaky core, aka lack of solid character, aka spineless.

So Donut Dan became Jelly 1.0 and Jarmond became Jelly 2.0.

And there my friend is how Jelly 2.0 was derived.

WarPlanner's avatar

Thank you! Quite clever.

As I mentioned, we old souls hung the nickname of "A.D. Doo" on J.D. Morgan as a reference to the plumbing firm in SoCal those days. The irony is that one could bastardize that and refer to the "Jelly Twins" as A.D. Don't Sr and A. D. Don't Jr -- we shall never see the glory days of Prothro, Donahue, Wooden again unless "The fetus " is fired!

Tamara's avatar

A.D. Don't Sr. and A.D, Don't Jr. is quite fitting my friend.

The glory days feel as if they are the ghosts wandering aimlessly in the hallways of Morgan...

Honestly, Wooden's heart would be shattered if he saw the destruction caused by Jelly 2.0.

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gbruin's avatar

In his defense (lol I said defense while referring to our Bruins), it's not like anyone was going to get more athletic with a new coach and a bye week.

Tamara's avatar

Yes, true, I thought my comment was too harsh so deleted 🤣

gbruin's avatar

U!!! clap! clap! clap!

Tamara's avatar

C!!! clap! clap! clap!

Jeffro_TBS's avatar

Unexpectedly back in LA briefly. Was considering going to the game next week, but Penn St is going to be ugly.

gbruin's avatar

Hey Bruins! Even with all the mess(es) at our beloved school, it sure is great to be amongst friends here. Let's go!

Tamara's avatar

My sentiments exactly! Sp great to be here with you and the whole Bruin Fam! 💙💛

gbruin's avatar

And for your reading displeasure during commercials...

https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/article/whats-wrong-with-ucla-football-151817321.html

Pretty sure that author was a Daily Bruin writer. He nails this one.

BruinMom17's avatar

I read it online. Great story. Hopefully it keeps up the pressure from yet another source.

Joe Piechowski's avatar

Much better than that Bruce Feldman Pro-Chip piece!

Runfastandwin's avatar

Keys to the game really come down to o-line. If we can pound the rock, score early, and get to Stone it means ours is better than theirs and we'll probably win.

gbruin's avatar

meanwhile...f'ing *$c. Ugh.

Gen2Bruin1987's avatar

Illini win with field goal.

BruinMom17's avatar

Hi Bruin fans! Hope springs eternal. Go Bruins!

Tamara's avatar

Hi BruinMom! So wonderful to see you 💙💛

Tamara's avatar

On the bright side, we are undefeated in the BIG...

Tamara's avatar

Excellent, a penalty, smdh 😞

gbruin's avatar

Nico to Rico for a 1st down. Nice!

BruinMom17's avatar

3 carries and 4 yards...off to a wonderful start. Cue the sarcasm font

Tamara's avatar

We have gone from DRE to Hard and Fast, and the only change is the rhetoric 😞

BruinMom17's avatar

Stop with the dopey inspirational sayings and play football fundamentals

gbruin's avatar

Illinois looking for a game winning FG vs the Trojans...

gbruin's avatar

From 41 yards with 4 seconds left...

gbruin's avatar

Down go the trogans!! 34-32 Illinois.

There is some joy in Mudville (aka Westwood)

Tamara's avatar

Best news all season!

BruinMom17's avatar

Just looked it up. We love it!

Tamara's avatar

Hard and Fast isn't working.

BruinMom17's avatar

Nothing seems to be working