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Ok here goes

True

242

1 for 3

Bruins (home field advantage)

Hopefully I won’t have to be away from the tv like last week (but from the descriptions of the game I guess it’s just as well, still, I’d a liked to have seen DTR’s performance)

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My guesses

1. True

2. 236 yards

3. Three fourth downs. We convert two.

Bonus: UCLA wins.

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Dec 19, 2020Liked by Stephen Jacobs

Hey Stephen - thank you so much for doing this column all year! It's always a lot of fun, and I'm always looking forward to seeing your musical tie-ins each week (which could only be more perfect with more Alter Bridge, Iron Maiden, Kamelot, Armored Saint, Queensrÿche, Nothing More...oops, sorry, I got on a roll there) and seeing an all time fav like Journey was awesome. Hopefully we'll get a more normal schedule and a full slate of games in 2021.

1. False. We're rolling these clowns by 18.

2. 260 yds, 140 for Felton, 60 for Brown, and DTR and the rest will share the remaining 60.

3. OMFG don't get me started. 0 for 2.

Bonus: Is that the LOOOOOOOOSIING team? (points at the Furd). YES!!!...

U.C.L.A. wins the finale (yay!) saving Chip's job (uh, wait, what? Hold on now...)

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